Well I am back, and boy does it suck being back, I have had a lot of fun the last 2 weeks. I wont go into too much detail on the shit that I got up to, I did meet some lovely ladies and also made a couple of new friends whom I shall look up when I am in that part of the world again. I didn't have time to make arrangements to hook up with any of the pond gang unfortunately, but I can always do that the next time Im down at the coast. I have also spent far to much bloody money and now have to scrounge about for money to pay the accounts I have.....BOLLOCKS!

United failed to beat an injury stricken Newcastle last night, which wasn't surprising because the bloody brutes were kicking lumps out of our boys, Rob Styles is a right wanker for not booking more of the Newcastle players. Anyway the result sees our lead at 7 points, but that will probably change if Chelsea beat Astonvilla tonight. My only hope is that Martin O'neil's boys give Chelsea a tough game, that's all I really have time for today, I will post another update during the week with a more detailed report on my holiday and the kak I got up to. Cheers